Monday, August 22, 2005

Emo

"a subculture with a fake personality. emo is a cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity. girls say they like "sensitive guys" guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself. he dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, and rants about how "nobody understands". now an emo guy meets an emo chick and they start dating. emo guy is just too much of a wussy. hes too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. emo chick dumps him, saying "its not you, its me" (lie) as she drives off with the school jock. emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song. another emo chick sees him in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. this is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle, and now that i look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about." This caught my eye. Just thought it was funny. Sorry to agitate any emo people.

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