Monday, November 09, 2009

Sexports in College

First of all I would like to say hello, my names is Chuck Ryan. Two weekends ago I attended a black and white party. It started like a middle school dance. The boys stood separate from the girls. Thanks to alcohol, however, it did not stay this way for very long - I wonder what middle school dances would be like if they had alcohol - The night then sped quickly into a drunken mess. Games of flip cup and beer bong helped the less confident mingle with sorority girls, and those not interested in the sexports of St. Thomas University get even more intoxicated. Although I did enjoy the "sights," I was the latter. It was a night to be economical. Economical because I have come to the conclusion that I do not run into girls that interest me at frat parties too often. The heart of the issue is, girls that go to frat parties want to be sought after and tend to have a slightly more prominent self-confidence issue than the average bear.

1 comments:

Will Mitchell said...

Welcome Chuck.

"Written on Her (Remix)" feat. Jay Sean, Flo Rida, and Mack Maine

Good fraté though, sir.